So Stupid It's Good: 10 Products Nobody Asked For - January 09, 2026
Lab Report: Products That Shouldn't Exist (But Have 14,073+ Sales)
Kevin insisted on listing these ten items, though I fail to see why the world needs more whoopee cushions and pens designed to electrocute the user. These products are objectively idiotic, yet they have somehow found their way into over 14,000 shopping carts.
1. Funny Prank Toys for Kids Whoopee Cushion Joke Prank Maker Prank Fun Toys Fart P
Lab Finding #74. Derek has recorded 150 instances of this "fart pad" discharging air, yet the correlation between simulated flatulence and 9,265 individual purchases remains statistically baffling. The data indicates a 4.195-star satisfaction rate for a simple rubber bladder, suggesting a consumer trend that my team is intellectually unprepared to process.
💰 Price: €9.18 €9.78 6% OFF
⭐ Stats: 4.195★ from 9,265 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: $2.99
🔬 Lab Analysis: Even though the $9.18 rubber bladder produces a disturbingly accurate flatulence sound, I cannot find any reason for this product’s existence, despite Kevin’s insistence on testing its durability for three hours straight.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c4lNxg2h
2. Kids Fun Prank Toys Whoopee Cushion Jokes Gags Pranks Maker Trick Funny Toy Fart
Lab Finding #209: Data shows 181 people bought this rubber "Fart Pad Pillow," even though the 2.5-star rating suggests it is objectively bad at its one job. Kevin sat on the device for forty minutes to measure the acoustic output, but the resulting noise was too faint to startle anyone in the breakroom.
💰 Price: €11.21 €22.32 49% OFF
⭐ Stats: 2.5★ from 181 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: $2.99
🔬 Lab Analysis: Although Derek successfully produced a series of wet-sounding flatulence noises from the pink rubber bladder, I cannot find a single logical reason for this $11.21 object to exist in a civilized society.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c3OatO37
3. 1pcs Creative Electric Shock Pen Toy Utility Gadget Gag Joke Funny Prank Trick N
Lab Finding #3: Records show 2,186 people bought this device to deliver an electrical jolt to their peers under the guise of lending a pen, an act the listing labels as a "Friend’s Best" activity. Derek is currently nursing a numb thumb and refuses to touch my paperwork, yet the 4.295-star rating implies this localized assault is exactly what the public wants.
💰 Price: €10.85 €10.85 DEAL
⭐ Stats: 4.295★ from 2,186 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: $2.99
🔬 Lab Analysis: After witnessing Derek receive twelve consecutive electrical discharges, I’ve confirmed the internal wiring of this $10.85 gag tool is functional, though I remain confused as to why our budget was used to procure a pen that causes neurological distress instead of writing words.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c4k0Ancv
4. 1pcs Creative Electric Shock Pen Toy Utility Gadget Gag Joke Funny Prank Trick N
Lab Finding #4: Kevin has developed a noticeable flinch after the "Friend's Best" gadget discharged several volts into his thumb during a routine test. While 2,400 orders suggest a global appetite for mild electrocution, I cannot find a single drop of ink in the internal casing. The 4.29-star rating implies that immediate physical pain is a desired consumer feature rather than a manufacturing failure.
💰 Price: €10.85 €11.16 2% OFF
⭐ Stats: 4.29★ from 2,400 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: $2.99
🔬 Lab Analysis: Derek’s hand is still twitching from the test discharge, and although the shock mechanism is operational, I fail to see the logic in a $10.85 pen that punishes the user for trying to write.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c3AB2ISz
5. HUA HUA Funny Mouse Squeeze Anti Stress Toy Mouse Figures Fidget Toy Kids Adults
Lab Finding #05: The HUA HUA Funny Mouse Squeeze Toy somehow holds a 4.5-star rating despite zero recorded orders, a statistical anomaly that makes my eyes itch. Derek has been rhythmically crushing the rubber rodent's head to test its "anti-stress" properties, but he looks more confused than relaxed.
💰 Price: €9.73 €10.26 5% OFF
⭐ Stats: 4.5★ from 0 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: $2.99
🔬 Lab Analysis: Derek successfully lowered his heart rate by squeezing the HUA HUA Funny Mouse, though the lab is struggling to explain how a $9.73 toy with zero orders earned a 4.5-star rating or why it was granted physical form.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c4rs29tJ
6. Soft Flannel Food Bacon Blanket Funny Creative Cover Realistic Meat Throw Blanke
Lab Finding #6: Derek is currently huddled in the corner wrapped in the realistic bacon blanket, looking less like a researcher and more like a massive, cured slab of pork. Despite the visual absurdity, both recorded purchasers gave it five stars, indicating a high level of satisfaction with being disguised as breakfast.
💰 Price: €124.72 €356.36 65% OFF
⭐ Stats: 5.0★ from 2 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: Free Shipping
🔬 Lab Analysis: Kevin’s thermal data is consistent, yet I cannot explain to the grant committee why $124.72 was spent on a flannel blanket that turns him into a giant piece of realistic bacon.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c4Xq1qZn
7. Funny Cat M-Meme Pillow Cover Emoji Print Cushion Case Abstract Design Home Deco
Lab Finding #7: Derek spent the morning staring at this distorted cat emoji print, yet he still cannot explain why twelve people actually bought it. While the abstract design looks like a printing error, the 4.5-star rating suggests that consumers are finding value in this pillow cover that our team cannot identify.
💰 Price: €24.91 €54.8 54% OFF
⭐ Stats: 4.5★ from 12 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: Free Shipping
🔬 Lab Analysis: The fabric successfully functions as a cushion cover, but Kevin and I cannot find a logical reason for an abstract emoji cat to cost twenty-five dollars or exist in the physical world.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c3rXzZuh
8. Funny Cat M-Meme Pillow Cover Emoji Print Cushion Case Abstract Design Home Deco
Lab Finding #8: Derek spent the afternoon analyzing why nine civilians purchased this distorted cat emoji cushion, but he remains unable to locate any humor in its blurry, abstract print. Despite the aesthetic confusion, the 4.5-star rating suggests that people genuinely want these pixelated felines in their homes for some reason.
💰 Price: €27.29 €54.35 49% OFF
⭐ Stats: 4.5★ from 9 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: Free Shipping
🔬 Lab Analysis: Despite Kevin’s tests verifying the 'Funny Cat M-Meme Pillow Cover Emoji Print Cushion Case' competently holds a pillow, the rationale behind its creation as 'Abstract Design Home Deco' remains an open question.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c31WfGNf
9. Funny Cat M-Meme Pillow Cover Emoji Print Cushion Case Abstract Design Home Deco
Lab Finding #9: This "Funny Cat M-Meme Pillow Cover Emoji Print Cushion Case" has logged 4 orders at a 4.5-star average. Derek confirms the "abstract design" is, in fact, a cat with emoji eyes, yet purchase data indicates a demand for this particular item. The logic remains unclear.
💰 Price: €19.63 €53.04 62% OFF
⭐ Stats: 4.5★ from 4 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: Free Shipping
🔬 Lab Analysis: While Derek confirms the Funny Cat M-Meme Pillow Cover with its emoji print functions as a cushion case, its 4.5-star rating and continued existence at 19.63 remain unaccounted for in our analysis.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c31gsyhX
10. Casual Funny Only Fans Meme Graphic T-Shirt Mens Women Loose O-Neck Short Sleeve
Lab Finding #10: The "Casual Funny Only Fans Meme Graphic T-Shirt Mens Women Loose O-Neck Short Sleeve T-shirts Fashion Hi" has logged 14 orders, all contributing to its 5.0-star rating. Kevin assures me he’s double-checked the data, despite our inability to discern the exact societal need this product fulfills.
💰 Price: €9.49 €75.68 87% OFF
⭐ Stats: 5.0★ from 14 buyers (they can't all be wrong... right?)
📦 Shipping: $2.99
🔬 Lab Analysis: Kevin verified the "Casual Funny Only Fans Meme Graphic T-Shirt" withstands wear and boasts a perfect 5.0 rating from 14 purchasers, which only deepens our confusion regarding its actual necessity.
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c4n5S4VV
Conclusion
After analyzing 10 products that solve problems we're not sure existed, our team reached several conclusions:
- People buy things. Many things.
- High ratings don't necessarily indicate necessity
- Derek now owns items #2, #5, and #9
- Kevin wants to test #7 but we've hidden it
- The lab budget committee has questions
Lab Director's Note: Next week we're investigating "Why Do 30,000 People Own Miniature Desk Vacuums?" Derek is already researching.
All products verified on AliExpress. Prices and availability may vary. Derek's purchases are unfortunately real.